1. sweetie, doll [noun] [de mop, de moppen]
The informal diminutive of "mop" is "moppie". Both can be used. Mind that it is a bit old-fashioned and associated with lower class social environments. Also, it can only be used to address females.
Examples:
– "<bouwvakker:> Hé moppie! Wat zie jij er goed uit!!"
("<construction worker:> "Hey sweetie! You’re lookin’ good!!)
– "<in een Amsterdams bruin café:> Luister eens moppie, het is dat je vent staat te kijken, want anders had ik het wel geweten!"
("<in a brown pub/bar in Amsterdam:> Listen sweetie, if it weren’t for your man looking at us, I would have taken my chance!" Literally: "…, it is that your man is looking, because otherwise I would have known!" Here, the use of the verb "staan" is to indicate that the man is in the activity of looking.)
– "Ik weet het mop, ik had het beloofd, maar ik moet vanavond weer overwerken!"
("I know sweetie, I promised, but tonight I have to work overtime again!")
2. joke, jest [noun] [de mop, de moppen]
Examples:
– "Weet jij een leuke mop?"
("Do you know a good joke?")
– "Mijn oom is erg goed in het vertellen van moppen."
("My uncle is really good at telling jokes.")
Related words:
– "Moppentappen": to tell jokes. Literally "to draft jokes".
– "Grap": joke.
– "Grappenmaker": one who makes jokes.
3. mop [noun] [de mop, de mops]
Example:
– "Heb jij de mop gezien? Ik wil de keukenvloer dweilen."
("Have you seen the mop? I want to mop the kitchen floor.")
Related words:
– "Zwabber": mop. This word is actually more common than "mop".
– "Dweil": floor-cloth, rag, mop (if on a stick).
“Moppet” is also an obsolete English term for a small child.
I have never heard anyone use the word mop as in something to mop the floor with. I wouldn’t.
Stereotypical pirate speak is “swab (verb) the decks” – meaning to mop them. A “swab” (noun) in this instance is a mop made of yarn. Modern American English tends to reserve “swab” for a hygiene or health care tool – one example is a Q-tip. My Dutch OH and I had to have an extended conversation when he wanted a (kitchen, floor) mop (“a stick with…stuff on the end to clean the floor” – so Joli, that seems to confirm your point. 🙂